| Admiral Lord Nelson | Pounded the French madman Napoleon at the Battle of Trafalgar |
| Aaliyah | R&B singer once tied to R Kelly, worked on the soundtrack to the films Anastasia and Dr Doolittle |
| Aaron Spelling | American TV and film producer responsible for Dynasty and a whole bunch of other stuff.
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| Adam Ant | Lead singer with the Ants, wore a lot of makeup and dressed as a pirate |
| Adolf Hitler | According to you lot, not as evil as Myra Hindley or Fred West. Do they not teach history in these schools any more? |
| Al Capone | Not saying anything, would like to keep breathing. |
| Al Green | |
| Alan Ball | The youngest member of England's glorious 1966 team, ginger Ball blinded the opposition with his luminous hair and menacing looks. You just don't get that shade of ginger biscuit these days. |
| Alan Freeman | Radio DJ.....Not Arf! |
| Alastair Darling | Creepy monobrowed Chancellor of the Exchequer and former transport minister- He's the reason your train doesn't arrive. Egged face over the Northern Rock debacle - thoroughly odious politician. |
